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Little boy- Teacher, can I go to the potty. Teacher-All right five hours later Another boy- Can I go to the potty Teacher- Wait until Willie gets back. Two hours later Another boy- Now can I go Teacher- Fine and tell Willie to come back immediately!!! When boy walks into the bath room Another boy- What!!!! Boy sees blood all over then sees the head of Willie Suddenly a hydrolisk appeared. Another boy- AAHHHHHHH- death sound Police come in Police #1- What in the world happened. Police#2 I don't know in a *beep* world happened but I think that the Zerg returned. I hope we can call the *Beep* Protoss to come back to ally with us!!! Police#3 You two go guard here I have to get some coffee! Police#1We better not let them beat us to *beep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ______________________________________________ Scene Two Telegramer- Commamdor, the transport has arrived for the invasion, the zerg will never come back!
Captin of the terran- All right you men, I want all of you to listen carefully because if one messes up...well lets hope we all don't die. LeaderMarine #1- All right troops, groups A-C flank left, and the rest flank right. Now lets board the transport. Board the ship After landed. LeaderMarine #2 Okay everyone, charge your weapons and prepare for the assault. First clear the beach and wait for the tanks, then run in. All Marines- Yes Sir! The moment marines charge in, the zerg fires spikes killing all of group A and B. For children under the age of 18, please find a sensor! Marine #1 My arm, where's my arm. ARGHH LeaderMarine#1 Group C, follow me for the assault. The rest must hold the land for the tanks. Marine #1,2,5,8- Medic! Marine # 3 All the medics are dea-- Ten spikes kills the marines. Marine #4 we need to assault. Rush for it. Note: 12 of the 15 remaining die. LeaderMarine#4- We are clear from the spikes. The zerglings usually camp here, so lets barge in.
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